the books I read this year

Where my mind's been, in 3 words each:

Catch-22: Laugh-out-loud, gasp-out-loud funny.

Cloud Atlas: Mesmerizing and virtuosic.

Death and the Penguin: Bracing post-Soviet humor.

The Fifty Year Sword: Alas, a disappointment.

Silas Marner: Short, moralizing, intelligent.

Paddy Clarke Ha Ha Ha: A bewildering experience.

Housekeeping vs. the Dirt: Just goddamn delightful.

If on a Winter's Night a Traveler: Successfully, brilliantly obnoxious.

Bring Up the Bodies: A stand-up sequel.

The Night Circus: Lovely love story.

People of the Book: Adequate, not great.

The Lost: Genuinely interesting quest.

The Sound and the Fury: WTF just happened?

Radioactive: Beautiful, evocative, educational.

The Fruit Hunters: Fascinating... who knew?

Cry, the Beloved Country: Over-lyrical but wrenching.

Mrs. Dalloway: Highly concentrated prose.

The Awakening: Inspired fury, empathy.

Possession: English majors, rejoice.

Suddenly, a Knock on the Door: Addictive as crack.

Invisible Cities: Grown-up bedtime stories.

The Possessed: Witty, clever and fun.

Changing My Mind: God, she's smart.

Light Boxes: Experimental, intriguing, wintry.

Olive Kitteridge: Just interesting enough.

I Knew You'd be Lovely: Well-crafted, soft-hearted stories.

What is the What: All-consuming non-fiction novel.

The Hunger Games: It's definitely readable.

Let the Great World Spin: Absolutely entrancing, heart-breaking.

The Dante Game: Not for me.

Saturday: Music! Neuroscience! Philosophy!

Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil: Entertaining novelistic non-fiction.

The Last Werewolf: Intelligent, pulpy bloodbath.

The Sense of an Ending: Not all that.

Snow Flower and the Secret Fan: Just not good.

Waiting for the Barbarians: A captivating parable.

The Crying of Lot 49: Practically perfect Pynchon.

Super Sad True Love Story: Tiresome fantasy fulfillment.

A Visit from the Goon Squad: Great fun, well-done.

Descartes' Bones: Interesting; not profound.

Click: Trippy, weird, excellent.

And 11 recommendations:

Lit-nerd Must-Reads with easily-confused titles: The Possessed, Possession

Everybody Must-Reads with numbers in the title: The Crying of Lot 49, Catch-22

Long, Immersive Reads each featuring tangentially-connected stories: Cloud Atlas, Let the Great World Spin

Short, Smart Reads that take place in a single day: Saturday, Mrs. Dalloway

And in the category of Nick Hornby, Take All My Money Already: Housekeeping vs. the Dirt

Watching the Tiger

Over the weekend, William and I saw Bengal Tiger at the Baghdad Zoo, an intense, metaphorically lush and often surprising play about war, the afterlife, and a golden toilet seat. It's a comedy, ostensibly and occasionally, but also a philosophical diatribe, a theological shout of despair, and a psychological exploration of guilt, artistry, and the lingering effects of devastating loss.

The play opens with the tiger caged, center stage, pacing back and forth. One of the two soldiers guarding him is enthralled: "He's hungry," he says, walking around the cage to get a better look. The tiger is neither alive nor caged for much longer, but the image is vivid, and when I left the theater, I was thinking of Kafka: not his Tiger, sleeping in the training cage (there are no trainers in Rajiv Joseph's Baghdad, just as there are no gods or commanding officers) but his panther.

At the end of A Hunger Artist, the Artist dies, the rather unsurprising consequence of fasting for as long as you possibly can. His death isn't very troublesome to him, but he's very disturbed, in his final days, to see that the public has ceased to find him interesting at all: they have no interest in watching him starve, and walk right past his cage towards the animals. Suffering from starvation and artistic frustration, the Artist fades away. The circus supervisor who witnesses his death immediately has him replaced by a far superior act:

“All right, tidy this up now,” said the supervisor. And they buried the hunger artist along with the straw. But in his cage they put a young panther. Even for a person with the dullest mind it was clearly refreshing to see this wild animal prowling around in this cage, which had been dreary for such a long time. It lacked nothing. Without thinking about it for any length of time, the guards brought the animal food whose taste it enjoyed. It never seemed once to miss its freedom. This noble body, equipped with everything necessary, almost to the point of bursting, even appeared to carry freedom around with it. That seem to be located somewhere or other in its teeth, and its joy in living came with such strong passion from its throat that it was not easy for spectators to keep watching. But they controlled themselves, kept pressing around the cage, and had no desire at all to move on.

Unselfconsciously, vibrantly alive, this panther bears little resemblance to the painfully self-aware, existentially struggling, and very much dead Tiger of Joseph's play. The Tiger misses his freedom, carries only guilt in his teeth, and is generally a ragged, aged, despairing creature.

But while it was the pacing big cat that reminded me of the story, neither the play nor that final Kafka scene are really about the caged creatures. It's all about their admirers: the hapless soldier who can't look away from the Tiger, the audience enchanted by the wholeness of the panther. It's perfectly appropriate that A Hunger Artist ends with a description of the spectators, the real stars of the story all along, whose attention was the "main purpose" of the Artist's life.

Bengal Tiger at the Baghdad Zoo, too, is full of restless, pacing performers, always seeking a spectator. The ghosts haunt their friends and murderers not from malice or compulsion, but because no one else can see or hear them: what's the point of being, they suggest, if no one can tell you're there? What's the point of doing, if no one is watching?

So the Tiger lingers in the bedroom so that Kev will watch him; Kev shouts furiously at Tom, wanting him to stay, to listen; Kev lingers in Tom's life just to be heard. Musa brings his sister to his garden so she can see his handiwork, risking everything he cares about for the sake of a single, appropriately-admiring spectator. Uday is downright obsessed with having an audience: "Look at me," he hisses. Watch this. Watch what I'll do next.

Nothing in this play happens behind closed doors: everything, everything, is witnessed. Sex happens in front of a furious audience of one, Kev changes into his gear before Musa's baffled eyes, thefts are always observed and never surreptitious, death is a spectacle. There's always an on-stage audience... except for when the characters are praying. And then they are begging for God to watch and listen, pleading for the ultimate spectator.

It's a perfectly theatrical obsession: audience audience where's the audience are they looking are they watching have we filled all the seats are they leaving are they laughing are they clapping are they watching

And it has an interesting omission, particularly notable if you compare this war play to Black Watch, currently at Shakespeare Theater. Bengal Tiger has no cameras, no screens. There is no suggestion that wars today can have spectators halfway around the world, glued to computers and TVs, rewinding to watch explosions over and over again.

Maybe those spectators aren't good enough. Maybe you need to see your audience, look into their eyes as they watch you: maybe it's one of the many alienations of war that you are disconnected from your audience.

But perhaps Joseph is making a broader point: these soldiers guarding a zoo, this lowly translator, they were never going to get that audience. No one was ever watching along from home. All they had was each other: no other witnesses at all.

Raise a glass for Cardinal Martini, the pope who never was.

On Friday, Cardinal Carlo Maria Martini passed away: millions mourned the passing of the former archbishop of Milan, an unsually prominent Jesuit and a one-time rumored possibility to succeed Pope John Paul II.

How close did he come to the papacy? Well, by the time John Paul died, Cardinal Martini, almost 80, was visibly frail; he suffered from Parkinson's and did not make it far in the voting process. The result of the early ballots are disputed: Martini may have won more than Ratzinger did in the first bout, or close to it, or far behind, depending on who you ask. Regardless of whether he was a serious rival of Ratzinger's at the election, he was certainly considered a possible future pope just a handful of years before.


So consider: had Martini been just a few years younger, or just a little stronger and healthier, there is a very real possibility that the cardinals at the papal conclave would have elected to the head of the church a man who believed:

• That the Church is 200 years behind the times, and in desperate need of transformation;
• That the refusal to fully acknowledge divorce, remarriage or blended families cuts believers off from the church, which ought to be avoided;
• That the revelations of child abuse indict the church at the highest level and demand fundamental change and reorganization, and are not simply an embarrassment to be concealed or covered up;
• That the use of condoms can be a "lesser evil" in some cases and that the Church's position on contraception was poorly expressed;
• That the terminally ill and dying should have a right to refuse treatment; in fact, as he was dying Cardinal Martini himself eventually refused treatment;
• That the church should reconsider the traditional role of women in church hierarchy, and that female deacons should be ordained;
• That state recognition of same-sex unions is not only perfectly fine, but in fact a positive good, promoting stable relationships (even if they are not relationships that the Church will acknowledge);
• That the structure of the Catholic church was overly authoritarian, that the robes were pompous, and that the Church bureaucracy was overgrown;
• That the church, to remain true to its calling and to raise its relevancy in the modern world, should return to a stronger focus on promoting social work and social justice, particularly in helping the poor and oppressed.

Sound like the Vatican you know?

Martini's death didn't get too much airtime in the States. I first read about it in Spanish, stumbling over ecclesiastical words I didn't know, and then sought out longer profiles and interviews from European publications. American papers gave him only cursory obits. And I think that's part of a larger trend in American reporting on the Church, which is to behave as though the institution is as monolithic as the Holy See likes to claim. (This trend might be changing, as nuns become more popular subjects of profiles, and the split between official Church policy on birth control and actual Catholic practice remains central to issues of public policy). I think we should have talked about him more, as a reminder that the Church is a complex church, full of possibilities for change; sometimes unrealized, but not unimportant.

The death of Martini reminded me of something I learned from an old Jesuit priest in the Philippines: that before the Church authorities declared their official position on new forms of contraception, they convened a group of Catholics - priests and lay believers - to investigate the issue. A married couple interviewed Catholics across the world, asking about their sex lives, their faith, and what contraception would mean for both. The working group recommended that the church allow the use of contraceptives by married couples; famously, the Church rejected this finding, and the rest is history.

History, but not inevitable history. Martini's death as a retired archbishop - and not as pope - was no more inevitable.

An extraordinary number of church leaders believe that their fundamental calling is to help the poor and allieve the pain of the suffering.  The fact that the Church today is most famous as a safe haven for sexual predators, a shadowy organization of unimaginably wealthy men, and an aggressive, political force for social conservativism around the globe - rather than as the world's largest source of food for the hungry, shelter for the homeless, and education for the impoverished - is in many ways an accident of history. Votes that went one way and not another. Illness at the worst possible times, deaths when not expected. Not inevitable, and still not guaranteed.

The Church once gave Mass only in Latin. Things change. They still might.

on Lehrer and Zakaria crashing and burning

In case you haven't been following the stories, in a nutshell:

Wunderkid builds an astonishingly successful career by writing gripping and comprehensible accounts of contemporary neuroscience. In a handful of years, he goes from writing a blog to being hired as a staff writer by the New Yorker. But as his star rises, Jonah Lehrer starts recycling old content of his and repackaging it as new work: then someone looks at his most recent books and realizes he's been making up Bob Dylan quotes. No more New Yorker staff position.

Indian-American editor becomes a widely-respected pundit and opinion writer, shaping the national conversation on foreign affairs through his numerous columns, TV appearances and other media engagements. He was the editor of Newsweek, is currently one of the faces of CNN and Time Magazine, and is regarded as a consistently informed voice of reason. But in Fareed Zakaria's most recent Time column, an entire paragraph was lifted almost word-for-word from a New Yorker piece by Jill Lepore. After a brief hiatus, and other claims of plagiarism that have been debunked, he's been reinstated by Time and CNN.

Now, it's not surprising that people are lazy and unethical. I mean, hello, have you met humanity? It's not surprising that successful and well-respected individuals would make profound moral errors. Or that they would fail on a professional level: after all, this isn't a political scandal, where the moral lapse is often peripheral to the life's work. This is an indictment of both personal ethics and professional ability, and throws a whole body of writing into question.

And unfortunately, it's not surprising to see respected journalists thoroughly discredited: I wish it were, because trustworthiness is about the only capital professional journalists have left, and these high-profile embarrassments are very bad for business. But, alas, it's not surprising at all.

But in two other ways, these cases are downright shocking.

First, both Lehrer and Zakaria failed so dramatically at the kinds of tasks that are normally their biggest strengths. Lehrer's brilliance lay in taking the complicated facts of reality and making them into an approachable narrative. Complex truths were his bread and butter. Why on earth would he ever invent a simple, amateurish lie?

Zakaria had a distinctive voice and was renowned for his breadth of knowledge. He was virtuosic at expressing, in unique words, a well-informed position: yet he stole the words, the knowledge, and the opinion of another thinker.

It would have made more sense the other way around; if Lehrer, who often wrote about other people's research, had swiped some citations, and if Zakaria, fond of a well-placed snappy turn of phrase, had made up a quote when the right one didn't exist. That would be them falling victim to their weaknesses. But instead, their failures map perfectly onto their strengths.

And more fundamentally, I am a little shocked that they were both so phenomenally stupid. I mean, seriously: making up a BOB DYLAN quote? It's lazy, unethical and an absolute journalistic failure to make up a quote from Mildred Brown of Little Pebbletown, Florida. It's firecracker-up-your-butthole stupid to make up a quote from Bob Dylan.  That's like saying, "Oh, I'll make up the title of a Phish song," or "oh, I'll invent some details of this Civil War battle." What kind of idiot fabricates a fact when there's a massive community of people completely obsessed with the thing you're fudging?

(An internationally-famous Rhodes Scholar nonfiction author, that's what kind of idiot).

And Zakaria... really, did you think the readership of Time and the New Yorker contains no overlaps? That people interested in gun control would not read both your column and Lepore's article with close and careful attention? We live in the Google age, my friend. All you have to think is "huh, that sounds a little familiar," and the case is practically closed. There was no universe in which you would not get caught.

These are both men who were supposed to be smart. These are men defined by their intelligence, and rewarded richly for it, with money and prominent bylines and an opportunity to have an enormous impact on a nation's intellectual life. They have been Professionally Intelligent for YEARS.

How on earth could they possibly be so stupid?

the alluring hazards of apartment hunting

Apartment-hunting would be much less dangerous if I could turn my imagination off. But as it is, it’s draining. It’s exhausting. It’s terribly depressing.

With every Craiglist search I die a dozen tiny deaths. With every visit to Padmapper, during every afternoon spent scouring e-replicas of the Washington Post Classifieds, I build up another future life, and then watch as it crashes abruptly down.

Sometimes all it takes is an evocative detail, and I have it, fully formed: an image of a potential future, if only I could land that apartment.  A clawfoot bathtub. Yes, after another long, frustrating day, with another very short paycheck in the mail, I could come home and take a long soak, reading poetry and drinking wine in my clawfoot bathtub, readying myself for another day of crawling up the ladder.

This one’s got cheap rent, shabby carpets, and huge rooms with brightly-painted walls: I can see us passing out boxed wine at the cheerful parties in our orange-and-yellow living room.

And here, a third-story walk-up with a wrought-iron fence outside and a view of picturesque row houses, with skyscrapers on the horizon. From the photos it looks like you can see that window from the kitchen. I’d bake bread, looking out over the city as I kneaded dough, making ambitious weekend plans as the sloppy mess of flour and water coalesced beneath my fingers. I haven’t baked bread in ages, but if that was my kitchen window, things would definitely be different.

Others take longer to grow on me. I see the listing but can’t imagine how I could be happy there: it’s just an ancient, tiny, dimly-lit apartment. I shut the browers and walk away, but twenty minutes later I find myself thinking – it was only one block from an pub. I can see us out late, laughing with friends, rounding the corner from our pub, where the waitresses know our favorite beers. Turning on all the lamps in our humble, creaky apartment, until it is still tiny and creaky, but no longer dark: perfectly appropriate for broke but happy twenty-somethings, which is what we’d be if that was ours.

And then the listing vanishes, and just like that, it’s gone. That will never be my clawfoot tub, my living room wall, my kitchen view, my neighborhood pub. I will never be that ambitious bathtime poetry-reader, that party-throwing peoplepleaser, that bread-baker, that congenial craft beer enthusiast. Not there. Not like that.

Most of my dreams die slower deaths, or linger stubbornly on.  I have fantasies of an immediate future where I wake up every morning to go running, write every day, read the books I want to read, don’t waste any hours staring blankly at the wall and wishing I was someone else. Some mornings that future seems eminently achievable: some evenings it seems achieved. When it slips away from me, it never leaves forever.

Other dreams never grow sharp enough to die: they’re set years in the future, comfortably ambiguous, certainly unachievable in the moment. I don’t know how to realize them, so I can’t tell when they’ve passed irrevocably into impossibility.

But life in that apartment – it would be so manageable. I could pay that security deposit. I could sign that lease. If I could only get there in time, find the right one, beat everyone else to it, that could be mine. It’s so vivid, so close, so achievable.

They slip away, one after another. I wish I could leave my imagination out of this, or lock it in a small grey cage of modest expectations: a standard-issue shower, a view of gravel, in the middle of nowhere interesting. 

With no pleasant specifics to cling to, it would be no great loss to miss out on an apartment: I  could let each one pass with a shrug. My search would be disappointment-free.

But I can’t help it. My hopeful visions of the future are irrepressible. A single new listing and i’m off, building a new castle to destroy, exhausting myself in the process.

A 1920s double-oven gas stove. I’d start contributing to my old food blog for sure, just to take pictures with that in the background.

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2 skinny stories tall, hot pink on the outside, near a tattoo parlor. I think I’d make a fantastic hipster.

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Here’s one next to a froyo shop, which would probably become an addiction. I’d joke with all my friends that I kept them in business.  I’d be one of those cool young professonal women with a stylish wardrobe and a froyo habit and I’d take yoga at the

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And this one has a balcony I’d fill with pots of basil and oregano and carefully chosen flowers, and set up a chair so I could read by

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In which pretty blonde women have babies (gasp)

Have you read Kate Chopin's The Awakening? If not, you should.

Seriously. Go do it now.

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Have you read it? Great. Let's talk about Marissa Mayer.

Actually, let's not talk about Marissa Mayer. She'll be much more interesting to talk about in a year or so, when we can see if she's managed to jolt Yahoo! into the 21st century. Let's talk about the fact that people are talking about Marissa Mayer's fetus as though it's the biggest piece of news related to her hiring.

Marissa Mayer is, by all accounts, an intelligent technologist, an extremely capable executive, and generally a Web 3.0 star. The biggest news here is that she wanted to work for Yahoo!

But no - we have to talk about how she's pregnant, and how she doesn't seem to think that giving birth will totally destroy her ability to lead an enormous (and enormously struggling) company. What madness!

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Edna Pontellier, the woman who awakens in The Awakening, is a decade younger than Marissa Mayer, and much less intelligent. Oh, come on - you've read the book by now, and you know it's true. She's good at betting on horses, but she's no towering intellect.

In fact, Edna Pontellier doesn't have much in common with Marissa at all. She's got absolutely no experience with the internet, most of her money comes from her husband, she's not very self-possessed or self-confident, and she's terrible at remembering to wear sunscreen. But she resembles Marissa in a few ways, some of them important: she's blonde(ish) and attractive, she is wealthy, and she would like to do more in life than be a beloved and loving mother.

Edna puts it like this:

"I would give up my life for my children, but I wouldn't give myself."

Her friend Adele, a splendid wife and mother, a beauty bent over the sewing of tiny bibs, doesn't understand this in the slightest; but of course, we can hardly blame Adele, since Edna doesn't quite get understand herself either. But we might observe, from a comfortable readerly distance, that Edna would really like to be the kind of parent that her husband is: unquestionably loving towards their children, very considerate of their material welfare, often absent, and beloved in absence as in presence.

Edna wants many things, of course. She wants to be in love, and to be loved, and to remain married to her husband while having sex with rather more exciting men, and to make art - make good art, even - and to run her own household, and to learn how to swim, and to hear great music, and to walk unencumbered down the streets of New Orleans, and to have happy children, and to eat crackers and Gruyere at midnight if she feels like it.

Edna might be greedy and selfish; that's a pretty fair response to her characterization. She makes sometimes astonishing demands on her husband, who is conveniently absent for much of  the story. But it's very important to note that she does not want everything. There are many apparently desirable things that Edna simply does not want.

She doesn't want to be a powerful society woman (although she probably could be). She doesn't want to summer in Paris (although she certainly could). She doesn't want a big, beautiful house (she has one, and leaves it quite willingly behind). She doesn't want a career in banking (which is fortunate, because she certainly couldn't have one) or a massive amount of wealth (which she has no interest in helping her husband acquire). She wants a certain unexpected combination of things, but she's willing to sacrifice a great deal of advantages; she wants a lot, but she doesn't want it all.

She wants, in many ways, less than her husband wants; but it seems she wants too much.



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This is, to my mind, one of the most absurd elements of this whole cultural argument over how women spend their time and when they have their children - from that Atlantic cover story to the reports on Marissa Mayer back all the way through these so-called "Mommy Wars." The desire of certain middle-class or wealthy women to have both children and a successful career has somehow been successfully branded Wanting To Have It All.

Madness! As though a career and children were all the world had to offer. Listen, I have neither a career nor children, and I can promise there are many other things in the world; there are mountains to climb, craft beers to drink, great works of fiction to read; there's art to be made, and chores to be done, and bills to be paid, and I just learned how to make sopes the other day (they were delicious); there are parties to go to and cocktails to learn how to make and crossword puzzles to solve and I am BUSY, okay? I don't know how anybody has time for a career OR a family when there's like five whole seasons of Star Trek to watch.

There are so many different things you can ask from the world: you could want to see every Phish concert live and intoxicated, you could want to get your picture on the cover of Forbes Magazine, you could want to get the most epic neck tattoo of anybody you know, or you could want a quiet, peaceful life on a mountaintop in Nepal. Probably there's nobody on earth who wants all of those things simultaneously; if there is, I kind of admire that person's inner life, even as I regret their constant disappointment with the limitations of the space-time continuum.

But mysterious Nepal-dwelling, neck-tattooed, Phish-loving young executive aside, most of us are really quite okay with the idea that our lives cannot contain all possibilities. Saying that women "want to have it all" suggests a childish inability to comprehend that every decision demands the sacrifice of alternate possibilities. And here's the thing: we all get it.

Yes, of course no one can have it all. But who wants to have it all?

I submit that full-time Phish enthusiasts understand that, in order to smoke as much pot and hear as much Phish as they intend to, they will not be placing themselves on track to be VP at a multinational by the age of 30. And most ambitious young executives appreciate the tragic number of Phish concerts they will have to miss in the pursuit of a higher profit margin,.

We don't want it all. We understand you give up one thing to have another; you do it every minute of your life. But we all fully expect to have more than one thing at a time. This is hardly a revolutionary idea. Both a job as a CEO and an frequently-exercised golf habit; both the responsibilities of president and a loving family; both a rewarding job at a nonprofit and a modest boat, both an income and a career as a poet. To have more things, you simply give up more things; you don't buy a new car, or keep up with five TV shows, or sleep eight hours a night, or eat organic, or take weekends off. You sacrifice the excitement of a city for the cheap price of land in the country, or you live in a 300 square foot apartment for the job opportunities in a city, and either way you can still give up your sushi habit in exchange for a more detailed hobby railroad. There are lots of ways to arrange a life.

The questions are: What do you want? How do you plan to get it? What are you willing to give up in exchange?

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What exactly is so excessive about Edna Pontellier's demands on life, anyway? Her artistic ambitions are limited to improvement; she doesn't plan on being the next Rembrandt. Her means match her expenses. She has time enough for all the walks she wants to take and all the men she wants to love, and doesn't ask for any great measure of respect from society. So why is it too much to demand?

It's not that she couldn't possibly demand to the point of excess. To cry out for respect as well as sexual freedom would be to expect too much from her society. To want great artistic success as well as great wealth would be a pretty high bar. Some kinds of lives are harder than others, some are luckier, some demand more fortitude (only a strong-winged bird can fly against the wind, to borrow Mademoiselle Reitz's ominous metaphor). Some simply cost more than they are worth.

But other ways of living might seem workable, yet be unacceptable to the world. And this is the point that drives Edna wild. It seems to her perfectly reasonable that she might have a modest income from her art and her inheritance, a small house, a constrained social life, an appreciation for art and music, and healthy, happy children; how she will manage the lover and the husband never quite coalesces in her mind, but she suspects it can be done.

She's right about almost all of this - except the children. At the end, while it might seem like the note from Robert is the final straw, read closer. It's no accident that a birth scene immediately precedes the romantic disappointment. In the final scene, just like Adele demanded, Edna is thinking of the children.

What she thinks is that she cannot possibly be their mother and be also herself. Mothers can have affairs or hobbies or interests or appreciations, but they cannot be individuals; they cannot be let alone.

She cannot live her longed-for life because her children possess her too completely.

And yet her children are living with their grandmother; she has visited them once, brought bon-bons, kissed them and loved them exorbitantly, and left. They seem to be perfectly happy with this situation. She has nannies and maids to care for their needs and keep them safe, relatives to help shower them with love, she has an abundance of affection for them; there is no practical reason why she should feel that her children are preventing her from living the life she wants. And still she is wholly convinced that they are, devastatingly certain that they have destroyed her independence through their very existence.

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There is something patently absurd about suggesting it is unworkable for a woman to both raise a child and do difficult, time-consuming work. That "something" is the entirety of human history - including the present - in which the vast majority of women struggled and labored just to keep their children alive.

It is as absurd as Edna's internal claim that her children, who love her fondly and miss her hardly at all, are a concrete obstacle to her attaining an independent life of happiness.

And both these absurdities are, of course, not the real argument at all.  Rather, the critics of the new Yahoo CEO and Chopin's dour heroine have reached the same underlying conclusion: that a woman cannot properly love her children while acting on any unmaternal desires - any longing for fame, respect, sex, or power. Regardless of how the mother and child in question feel about the situation, regardless of the family finances, regardless of how controlled or confident or strong the woman in question is, regardless of the father's aid or absence, regardless...


What do you want? How do you plan to get it? What are you willing to give up in exchange?

Pontellier and Mayer can make any answer they want to the second and third question. It doesn't matter. The problem is with their answer to the first.

It would be fine for their critics - though perhaps not for them - if they were, in some way, fighting fundamentally for the needs of their family. "I want to feed my children, so I need to work" is never part of the "Women Can't Have It All" discussion.

It would be acceptable if they wanted no children at all; if Edna, like the prickly pianist Mlle. Reitz, were willing to forgo the rewards of a family, she too could be unliked and independent. Mayer's uterus would never have made the news at all.

But they want a family and. And and and. A family and an art career, a family and professional success, a family and love, a family and freedom, a family and some revolutions in the way the internet is used on a daily basis.

While they might see a thousand ways to build a life of "ands," the world cries out that the very idea is unacceptable. Chase both money and religious satisfaction, pursue moral certainty and gustatory excess and artistic excellence, seek both quiet contentment and constant excitement from the world - you can ask for anything else, but add "and family" and suddenly you Want It All.

Don't bother explaining all the things you're willing to sacrifice for the sake of your "and" - didn't anyone ever tell you you Can't Have Everything?

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It is a strange world that views children as cages. It was strange to Chopin, a mother and an author, 115 years ago. It ought to be deeply strange to us now.

Have you heard of Kenneth Lonergan's Margaret? Movie about a teenage girl whose casual flirtation causes a serious accident? Explores the world of adolescence?  Theatrical release held up for 5 years because of fighting between the director and the producers over what cut of the film to use?

Well, regardless, I'm going to assume that you haven't seen it, since it seems to have been shown in all of 2 theaters in America for a period of 12 hours, just long enough for every film critic in the country to see it and declare it the greatest movie ever made. The reviews read like this:

"God, this is such a good movie. It's just extraordinary. Everything about it was mind-blowing and Kenneth Lonergan, writer-director, is a genius. It's too bad you, dear readers, will never see it... oh man, are you missing out." Gee, thanks.

Anyway, I should preface this by saying that I also have not seen Margaret. What can I say; I was busy for those twelve crucial hours. Now it's out on DVD and maybe I'll get around to watching it... sometime in the next six years.

But I read the reviews, and I just listened to an interview with Lonergan on Fresh Air, and he said something I thought was very interesting. Namely:



GROSS: Since you went to a school similar to the upper-middle-class private school in Manhattan that part of the movie is set in, it made me wonder about how you felt about the teenage girls in your school who were beautiful and, you know, flirtatious and often inappropriate in how they used their sexual power. Do you know?

LONERGAN: Frustrated.

(LAUGHTER)

LONERGAN: I was very frustrated. I was very shy. I didn't have a girlfriend in high school. I felt sort of - I actually felt, I felt envious of them in a way because people were very attracted to them, and they did have this power, and I felt sort of powerless in that arena.

I went to a school exactly like the school in the film, which was an upper-middle-class school, not a super-wealthy school, but there was one kid whose father was extremely wealthy who had bought him a Porsche at 17. And I remember driving around with him in this - we would all pack into his Porsche.

And when the car would go by, all these guys, everyone's head would turn to look at the car because it was so beautiful. And I thought oh, gee, this must be what it's like to be a pretty girl.



Terry Gross goes on to ask Lonergan whether these "teenage feelings" affected the screenplay, and Lonergan, rather unsurprisingly, said yes - but then changed the subject away from his feelings towards teenage girls and towards a more general experience of adolescence.


So here is this piece of art - here is this movie - that explores, in great and intimate detail, the life of a teenage girl. Again, I haven't seen it, but my understanding is that it was broadly praised for its psychological precision and for the way it illustrates the worldview of Anna Paquin's character even as it rips that world apart. And she's very specifically an attractive young woman, exploring her sexuality for the first time.

It was sort of stunning to me to imagine a writer writing that kind of a piece inspired not by sympathy, or personal experience, or an unforgettable observation, but by jealousy.


Part of me wants to take this information, add it to the fact that Lisa, the main character, is essentially punished for an innocent flirtation, and dismiss this whole apparently-brilliant-movie-I-haven't-seen as a middle-aged man finally exacting reveng on the high school girls who wouldn't sleep with him.

Most of me, however, feels like that is unfair. And then I turn to another question: how hard must it be to imagine another person's inner life with any believability if you are envious of that person? Envy twists everything; reshapes every action into one of power and intention, every expression into an indication of some emotion inaccessible to you, attributes power and happiness where the object of envy actually experiences helplessness and feigned contentment. Do you overcompensate, imagine that they must be actually miserable (or do you just make them actually miserable, as a way to correct for your idealization?) When you imagine what it would be like to be a beautiful young girl, can you somehow get over the fact that you desperately want to be one?

At first it seemed like it would be incredibly detrimental for an artist to be jealous of his subject. Even hatred, I think, has more space for nuance than jealousy does; and hatred is at least directed to the subject, moving the attention outward, where as envy always comes back to "I." They have and I don't, they are and I'm not... You can imagine a painter who doesn't truly see the model, a writer whose depictions of others are really explorations of everything he or she lacks. How terribly dull.

But then at the same time, jealousy carries with it an obsessiveness that might be productive. Envy can drive us to watch for every tiny motion, every indication of the source of beauty or success, every crack in a facade, every minor tic of fleeting action. And that might be very fruitful raw material from which to craft a narrative; if you get the exterior perfectly right, maybe that's all that matters.

And now I've talked myself out of any stable position, and I just don't know.


If jealousy is a fruitful source for art, however, I'm going to start writing about circus performers. We saw this show in Montreal where three unbelievably strong and agile circus artists stood on top of a seven-foot building, lit by construction lights and watched by a rapt street-level audience. To the eerie sounds of a throat-singer and a single violin, they flipped their bodies around and above and on top of each other, with no props but each other (and no setting but the city; a stunning backdrop).

I was struck by an envy so intense it almost pulled me out of my awe. In those moments when they are inverted on one hand, that hand on another person's body, sixty or seventy feet above the street, they must be living more intensely than I am. They must be more aware, more in the moment, more themselves.

And to live in those bodies - able to move their weight on one wrist, hold themselves steady at impossible angles - it is not an easy grace, and that's its allure. It's a grace and a power that speaks to years of constant effort, gaining and refining skills, building and re-building muscles. They live in bodies they made themselves, intentionally, every muscle bent at a curve they made through repetitive actions. I work to keep my own body minimally competent, jogging my 11-minute miles so that I can climb stairs or bike to work. I control very little of myself. I live few moments with full awareness of any part of myself. I am so small and weak, my life so accidental.

And they have all this intentionality, all this power, that I lack...

(And watching, when my own self-loathing begins to overpower my admiration, do I not begin to think that I would feel better if I imagined a world where all this seeming power is the cause of their downfall?  I think I'm talking myself back into a position on Margaret...)

Delay, gratification

7-8 days shipping time. An hour's drive away. Three weeks before the schedules line up. Two hours 'till dark.

These are the delays: lengths of empty time separating me from a self-indulgent Lush purchase, from the nearest drive-in movie theater, from a weekend trip or a starry night.

And then, the gratification: Better than the shelves of right-here-right-now at CVS, better than the movies downloading on a tiny laptop screen, better than a half-enjoyed single nights' trip, better than - well, there's no hurrying sunset. Better than no sight of the stars at all.

It's a virtue, the perserving through the wait; it's a sign of good socialization if you have the self-control to hold off for the bigger payoff. And fundamentally, it's a trade-off. Something better than the best thing you could grab right now, but in exchange, the waiting, the doing-without, the inconvenience, the enduring, the unpleasantness.

It's not just a virtue; it's a sacrifice. Temporary abstention. It's something to teach children like sitting still when your muscles scream to move, eating things that taste bitter, working when you want to stop. You pay for your pleasure with a length of dissatisfaction, you earn your joy with your grim stolidity.

That, at least, is the way I've always understood delayed gratification: an unpleasant wait and eventually a satisfaction just profound enough to make up for all your inconvenience.

But here - where everything feels so far away, where buying or seeing or eating anything takes so long, where there's no such thing as ordering delivery or running to the grocery store - I'm starting to think I had it all backwards.

The delay is the reward. The wait is the gratification. The payoff? Eh. It's not so great. All the fanciest soaps in the world would provide not a whit of existential satisfaction. The movies always disappoint in the end. Vacations are exhausting, the starry nights are cold. There's pleasure in them, but it wouldn't be worth any grim endurance.

But it's more than worth the wait it takes, because the wait is wonderful. I live in an odd world here, its true, as beautiful as it is sparse. Waiting here is as luxurious as it is necessary. In some places, an hour's drive might really be a sacrifice, and an optional one, and my understanding of the value of delay would be unchanged. But here, an hour through Amish countryside, sun shining over uninterrupted hills of green, gray and red barns, peaceful cows, a playlist on shuffle and a van loaded with carless friends - that's the only way to get to a theater, and it's a pleasure, one that would be notably absent from a five-minute drive to a theater in town. And shopping in stores on your way home - a single purchase, immediately in hand? Oh, why bother? There's no frisson of anticipation, no checking of tracking numbers and imagining unsmelled-scents. I'll pay extra for a longer shipping time, thanks; send it to me via Scotland and Nepal, give my box customs stickers from foreign locales, let my package have adventures and tell me how it goes, I'll wait.

A spontaneous vacation would probably be delightful; but right now, when that's impossible, I have endless possibilities and no need to winnow them down. Miles on miles of urban bike trails in Montreal, dozens of bed and breakfasts along the way, right now I can stay at them all; or an Amtrak to the City, a night blowing our unspent change on a show? Why not? Which show? They're all on my list, no possibility excluded.

And then the slightly shifting colors of the sun's slow decline.

I'm rethinking what it means to be patient. Psychologists talk of delayed gratification in the mathematical terms of an economist, the future benefits delayed, but I'm starting to think of hiking: longer paths to taller peaks, the scampering of tiny chipmunks and the call of invisible birds along the way, the sweet thigh-burning of the climb.

And its starting to seem more and more misguided to lock a child in a room with a single marshmallow and tell them they get two if they wait. This may be an effective test to see if they can endure delayed gratification, but it teaches them nothing of how to enjoy it.

Sit them instead in front of an oven, with a box of Chips Ahoy in the trash and a big bowl of cookie dough in their laps and teach them to roll the sweetness into a ball; Marvell had it wrong, there's time enough for this. Lined up on a pan, popped in the oven. Longer than it takes to pop a cookie from a plastic tray, but not unpleasant for the extra time; no squirming, hand-biting, self-denying sacrifice. Just the smell of baking cookies.

I'm learning to inhale.

better stay alive

I recently read a blog post, or an article, it’s kind of hard to tell the difference these days, by whatshisface - who has that baseball novel in pennsylvania - Michael Chabon, that's his name, where he complains about the stifling dullness of other people’s dreams, particularly in literature. He also said, rather shockingly to my mind, that in his household, dreams are verboten. No more than a sentence allowed. It sounded awful, to be frank, a breakfast table where conversation is limited by the standards of literature and silence preferred to a child’s recounting of a nightmare.

A long way of saying that the most interesting thing to happen in my life lately was, in fact, a dream – a dream in which I died (of cancer –my body filled with dozens of separate tumors, pushing my organs into small corners of my body and edging out the rest of me over a matter of mere weeks) and traveled to the afterlife. I got there by bus – a long bumpy journey, dull scenery, dull company. And then an interminable city, never quite coalescing into skyscrapers nor melting into suburbs, colorless mountains in the distance. My new home was a large Victorian, identical to all the other houses on the block except for color; each its own shade of pastel, each past its prime but not yet on the verge of collapse, and stuffed to the rafters with lodgers. At any given moment a dozen people in the kitchen, which smelled of food but had no food, another dozen on the stairs, people spilling out into the dusty yard, sprawled on beds and floors, napping, arguing, yelling, yelling. They were all theater people but me. They were working on a production. They would always be working on a production. It would be in rehearsal but would never have an opening night; they’d build the set and run the lines for eternity and never see the house lights go dim.

All the theaters were still in rehearsal. No newspapers printed, no new books. You could look in though the windows at restaurants full of line chefs hard at work, but no dishes were ever sold; they weren’t open for business. I had only the novels I had carried on the bus, two Faulkners and Freedom, I think, nothing else, and I worried for their safety in this house crawling with strangers. If they were gone I'd have nothing at all to read.

With significant effort and superhuman patience, messages could be sent back and forth with earth. But all I ever received was a brief note saying that my family was bringing a lawsuit against the doctors who provided no treatment in the months before my death. Very unsatisfying.

So in my dream, desperate to escape the endless clamor of my soft-hued house, I did the only thing I could think of; boarded a bus at a stop down the street. Busses came in with new arrivals but, when they left, went nowhere; a slow and steady circle, past restaurant windows and shuttered theaters, all the unfulfilled promises of a world where nothing ever changed, and back again. And again. And again.

I’m typing on a new keyboard, a soft rubber roll-up only reluctantly responsive. It’s slowing me down. An odd feeling, having to type slowly, thinking about pushing each separate key, breaking words down into their constitutive motions. Like doing tai chi or meditation as I write, practicing a willfully inefficient self-awareness.

And tiring, too.

Alas poor keyboard

So I fire up my computer this evening, to look up crepe recipes and turn on Jon Stewart for some dinner time company (william is working from 8 am to 10 pm today...) and discovered that I couldn't type the letter L. Or, after a little investigation, O, 9, or the comma. So that was bit of a pain, but "googe" will fortunately autocorrect jn Stewart to Jon Stewart, so very thing was fine.

The crepes were okay, too.

The problem didn't really start until I decided it was definitely time to write up a cover letter and stare despondently at my resume some more (this is a semi regular ritual of mine). It seemed highly probable that I would want to use a l, o, or comma somewhere in that cover letter. So I figured, since fiddling with the physical keys had done nothing, it was probably just having the binary equivalent of a brain fart. Clearly this called for a good ole restart.

Which seemed like a great plan until I went to log in to my rebooted computer and realized two things:

1. Alas, 'twas not a brain fart. Rather, my keyboard is mechanically damaged somewhere beneath the surface

2. And, oh, yeah, I NEED ONE OF THOSE LETTERS TO TYPE MY PASSWORD!!!!!

I went from having a computer with an obnoxious limitation (but not, as my successful Jon-Stewart-watching proves, a completely disabling limitation) to having a COMPLETELY useless hunk of plastic that is only capable of saying "wrong password"


Soooo... Do I spend thirty bucks on a cheapo USB or wireless keyboard? Spend 70 bucks on the official Mac version, which would be investing in my hypothetical future computer? Or take a deep breath and start mucking around in my computers' innards? (the internet says something about a very significant "ribbon cable" that might be disconnected)


I dunno. But boy do I wish I had thought about that password before I hit restart...


Typing on a smartphone is a royal pain in the thumbs. Other updates: NY finally got warm. We found a waterfall. We silk haven't swum in the lake.

I relearned CPR and first aid. The instructor had lots of terrifying farm equipment stories.

Existential despair and insects are my current nemeses.

Those, and cover letters. Boy, do I err hate writing cover letters.

What to do, what to do.

Ya’ll, we are rural. I mean, rural rural. I mean, you have to drive 20 minutes to get to a bank, and almost an hour to get to a wal-mart. I mean the-town-clerk-also-runs-the-liquor-store rural, I mean the-closest-stoplight-is-two-towns-away rural, I mean “the-best-coffee-for-a-hundred-miles”-is-shit-but-I-still-believe-its-reputation rural. That’s how rural we are.

Accordingly, my wistful wishlist of things I’d like to do includes an awful lot of leaving Springfield Center. I have a lot of conversations that go like this:

“We’re only four hours from Montreal!”
“Uh huh.”
“And only four hours from NYC!”
“Uh huh.”
“And only four hours from Boston! I’ve never been to Boston! Can you believe I’ve never been to Boston?”
“Uh huh.”
“And really, it’s just one hour to Albany, and then three hours by train. Doesn’t that sound wonderful! Let’s go to Montreal!”

[I’m the one with all the exclamation marks, and William is the “uh-huh”er, in case you didn’t figure that one out on your own.]

The problem with this fantasy is that it’s a Saturday morning and William is working. And the season hasn’t really started yet. Once things really pick up, he’ll work Sundays, too, and have one day off per week if he’s lucky - and that day will be Wednesday. A Tuesday night in Canada is not precisely the same thing as a weekend in Canada… and a little harder to justify.

So the question becomes, what is here to do around here - as in, less than four hours away? Fortunately it’s an absolutely beautiful area. We’ve done the closest hike already, a leisurely little trail in the state park just four miles away, but word at the opera is that the Finger Lakes area has some wonderful trails less than an hours’ drive away. We’ll be checking at least one of them out tomorrow.

The roads are also pretty bike-friendly; not a lot of drivers on them, since we’re so incredibly freaking rural. And while there’s lots of rolling hills on the horizon, the roads hug pretty close to the lakes, so they’re quite flat - good for my lazy, out-of-shape butt. We took a bike ride up to the closest gas station the other night (two towns away, I’m not making this stuff up, and they pump your gas FOR you because they haven’t figured out what century it is).  It was probably the most invigorating beer run I’ve ever been on. I think everyone should have to bike a few miles through green hills and beside glistening lakes before buying a six-pack. It would be great for our collective health, both physical and mental.

Speaking of beer, there are quite a few little breweries in the area, including some that make some darn good beer. So on my more-probable, less-than-four-hours-travel-time things-to-do list, I’ve included a lot of brewery tours. 

Hikes, bikes, and beer - honestly, that pretty much exhausts the immediately-surrounding possibilities. Not completely, of course: we went to the local art museum already (maybe too soon - should have saved it for later in the summer) and there are also museums dedicated to sheep and baseball. Pity I’m not into sheep or baseball. We also drove for an hour last night and went to a drive-in: the closest movie theater is 45 minutes away, so might as well go a little further and get two shows for the price of one, right!? So we’ll probably do that again, although dusk comes pretty late and two movies last a long time, resulting in a terrifying drive home at 2 a.m. when the rain is pouring down (it rains like every day, I swear) and the roads are potholed and poorly marked.

And a fifteen-minute drive away, there’s a little bar that also serves Chinese food. (Well, the Chinese food is made at the restaurant next door, but you can order at the bar and they bring it right to you, so… yep, a bar that serves Chinese food). It’s not much of a destination in itself - all wood paneling and locals who look at you funny, since you are immediately obvious as an opera person - but on Thursday nights they have karaoke. And a lot of people who wind up working backstage or in admin at an opera house have an extraordinary amount of vocal training… which makes for a hell of a karaoke show.

There you have it. My nearly-exhaustive list of things to do in this little corner of the world.. Meanwhile, if you need me, me and my bookshelf will be right over there.

did I mention we don't have wireless?

I had really good timing getting a smartphone. William and I, like all the other residents of this intern housing complex, get no wifi in our rooms. And don’t even have ethernet cables or any other last-century alternatives. There’s internet in the common rooms, including the kitchen, but that means that you really have to decide to go get online. Like, “I will go browse the internet now. I will carry my internet-connection device to the proper area and when I am finished, I will return.” Such a foreign concept to me. 

So at least we can get to our email and answer pressing wikipedia questions without needing to put shoes on and relocate to a public place. Thank you, super-convenient little computers.

But there are drawbacks to our newly upgraded digital lives. For instance, I really want to get a newspaper subscription even though we’re flat broke and the non-student-discount price for the NYT made me gasp. (Not that it's not worth it! I've just been spoiled by my student discount status). But seriously, every morning we have breakfast hunched over our smartphones, scrolling through our RSS feeds. It’s comedy of the absurd to try to catch up on the world on those tiny little screens.

Anyway, I’m typing these blogposts on my internetless laptop and posting them when I make it to the common room. Apologies for the irregular intervals.

Graduation, redux

I had a dream last night about graduation - a dream in which, just like at my real graduation, I left every event early, and completely failed at packing up my stuff, and didn’t get the photos everybody else got, and generally kept missing out on things. But in my dream I wasn’t sick - I just kept being in the wrong place at the wrong time. When I wanted to pack up my stuff, I went to the wrong room - when I finally found the right place, my parents had done it all. When I decided I wanted to get my photos taken  just like everyone else (in my dream, a process that involved a manic photographer and some really bizarre poses in front of a shifting background), I lost my place in line. I kept getting lost and confused about what time it was. I don’t remember actually graduating.

And this made me very upset. It was one of those dreams where I woke up all sad and agitated and angry, not even sure of why until my dream started coming back to me. And what’s interesting about that is that, while I was actually graduating, and feeling like shit, and missing festivities, and not saying proper goodbyes, I didn’t feel very upset at all. I sighed and said it was a pity I was sick, but mostly I just felt apathetic. Endless gratitude towards my parents and Alex, without whom I would have been an unpacked, overwhelmed, incredibly lonely mess. Annoyance with my body. And that was it. No fountain of tears, no ecstatic moment of glory, no gutwrenching ache of goodbye. Just… ‘well, that’s over, I want to sleep now.”

But now that I’ve revisited that weekend in my dreams, I think I’ve gotten the chance to work through some of my mixed-up emotions about leaving a place I’d lived and breathed and cursed and loved and beat myself senseless against for four years. And leaving all the people who’d been right there with me, doing more or less the same thing, without really being there with them for that crucial moment.  It makes me sad and agitated and angry.

Of course, maybe dream-me just really, really wanted a portrait in front of a psychedelic green background. Anything is possible.

Things I did today:

 Applied for two jobs
Bought local kale and honey
Cried for an hour
Recovered
Ate rhubarb coffeecake
Wandered around a used bookstore for an hour before buying a $2 collection of James Woods' essays
Started cold press coffee (life without an electric kettle, my friends!)

 Not in that order.

Empire State of Mind

This blog is getting revived because I appear to have a complete inability to think about things without writing about them. Which meant that during school, my classwork was all I thought about, which was fine. But also means that now that I'm out of school, I stand the very real risk of not thinking about anything at all.

Out of school... I've always thought of that phrase as signifying freedom, something like out of jail, out of prison, led out of slavery, etc. But now I'm thinking that it's more akin to out of sugar... out of eggs... out of money... out of time. Not that I've been set free from something, but rather that I've used it all up...

Well, we'll see. Anyway, out of school for now. Yes. I graduated. On Sunday. I am no longer a Davidson student. And that should be very earth-shattering or, at least, odd, but I've met it with more of a "meh" and a shrug of the shoulders.

Also, a shuddering, hacking cough, because I got sick the weekend of graduation and therefore while everyone else was crying, drinking, and hugging each other, I was drinking ginger ale and trying to stay upright. Struggle city: Population, me.

Actually, my current location is upstate New York. Near Cooperstown, aka the home of the baseball hall of fame. I'm working for a summer opera festival as their new general admin intern, where as far as I can tell I will be juggling an awful lot of mail. I learned several years ago that it's a bad idea to blog about work, so that is officially the last thing I am going to say about my job.

Instead, I'll pretend that this is still a travel blog (and isn't this the sort of thing where, if I pretend it, it's true?) and say that this part of New York is beautiful. We're on a lake - Glimmerglass Lake, which led Alex to rather reasonably ask if I was working in Fairyland - and it's lovely, surrounded by low rolling mountains covered in trees. This is one of those parts of the east coast that help you to imagine what it must have been like when it was all forests, trees from Maine down to Florida and inward towards the Mississippi... back in the Shenandoah Valley, even in the forested mountains you can see the wide expanse of farmland that fills the flatlands. Here, every lawn looks like an island, a meadow hacked out from the pervasive trees, and the overwhelming sense is that if you turned your back for too long everything would melt invisibly back into the trees that surround you in every direction.

There are other lakes, too, a few miles in any direction - at least that's what it seems like. On my to-do list: visit the Fenimore art museum, visit the Finger Lakes, go kayaking, find a road I can jog on without getting hit by a thousand cars.

On my more immediate to-do list: buy coffee that isn't instant.

Toodles.